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Joke of the Day

"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"

"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."

"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"

"Hi, what can I get for 25 cents? You can get the fuck out."

"B OO P Top View, Front View, Side View"

"Reminder guys: if a girl undresses in front of you don't just keep saying ""this is terrific"" over and over again ok"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts. Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"What's funnier than a crying baby? A dead baby."