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Joke of the Day
"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
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"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."
"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"
"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"
"just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I'm so confused"
"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."
"How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh well, I'll figure it out later."
"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."