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Joke of the Day
"Him: You smell good...what are you wearing? Me: Weed."
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"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."
"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."
"How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? Put it bluntly."
"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."
"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"
"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan."
"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."
"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."