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Joke of the Day

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a stroke. Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suck on it"

"Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock"

"Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water"

"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."

"Your mom... Your mother is so classless, she could be marxist utopia."

"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."

"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig."

"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."