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Joke of the Day

"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."

"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""

"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"

"Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games? Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border."

"Never trust an atom. Actually, it's probably fine. They only make up about 4% of everything."

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"

"Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar"

"Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack."

"I like my women like I like my wine Eight years old and locked up in a cellar"

"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."