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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"
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"There are 2 kinds of people in this world; 1. People who like math A. People who hate math 3. People who really don't understand math"
"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""
"I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny."
"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"
"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."
"I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows They are way over my head"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."
"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."