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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon."
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"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."
"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"I like my horses like I like this kind of joke. Beaten to fucking death. Jesus, come up with something better please."
"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."
"I used to steal jokes.... ....I still do. But I used to too."
"Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!"