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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian."

"A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof."

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."

"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version."

"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."

"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."