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Joke of the Day

"UK: We call it ""Autumn"", from the French word ""Automne"", and later, from the Latin ""autumnus"". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN"

"I tried S/M once, and ended up with a dominatrix who was unusually cruel. Instead of using a whip she would make me do fractions in my head."

"Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping? Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"

"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"

"I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."

"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"

"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."