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Joke of the Day

"I bet Dame Judi Dench has a pretty nice apartment. #cribs"

"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"

"What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger"

"What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell? Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame"

"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."

"My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works."

"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"

"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them."

"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."