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Joke of the Day

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"

"Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."

"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"

"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."

"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."

"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""