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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"
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"If y is dependent upon x, that means y is determined by x. So we could call y the determinant. If that's true, then we can call x Arnold... because it's de-terminator. Heh."
"""And... uh... chocolate kills dogs."" - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth."
"DM: I'm 10 inches. Wanna chat? Me: omg guys, a fetus just messaged me!!"
"How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management? They hold a runoff election."
"If you are reading this, you are not Floyd Mayweather."
"What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? Tareable"
"Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. It walks. You spill less beer that way."
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."