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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"

"the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks"

"Why did the arsonist go to the gym? To burn some calories."

"I discovered that r/sexwithdogs exists other day and realised Reddit is going to the dogs"

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"Parallel lines have so much in common, It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Did you hear about the live performance about the dictionary? I heard it was a play on words."

"For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?"

"Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes ""*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"" Grasshopper excitingly responds ""*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"""

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"