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Joke of the Day
"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""
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"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."
"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."
"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"
"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."
"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"
"There's nothing worse than getting bullied in school... Especially if you are a fish."
"Mormon cats have 9 wives."
"Here's a joke about circumcised foreskins. [Removed]"