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Joke of the Day
"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""
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"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."
"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."
"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."
"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"
"My boss said he wanted the fire drill to be as realistic as possible, but then he yelled at me for looting. Make up your mind, bro."
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."
"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."