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Joke of the Day

"instead of taking anti-depressants I just think about how many different kinds of sandwiches there are"

"The wife left a note by the TV today saying ""Its not working, I'm leaving"" I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!"

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."

"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""

"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"

"Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!"

"What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath? One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole"

"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"