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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store? Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!"

"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"Yea, go ahead and destroy that spider's web. It's not like he spent a week making it so he can kill bugs that are in your house. Asshole."

"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"

"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"

"What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? ""Have you ever been abroad?"""

"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."