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Joke of the Day
"What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? ""Have you ever been abroad?"""
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"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says ""I wonder how the girls are getting on"""
"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in Steam."
"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"
"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""
"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"
"What sex position makes an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"
"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."
"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"