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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea? You're running but don't know where to."
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"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."
"Nerdy Fairy Tale ""Grandmother, what big ears you have!"" ""Since I can't see you, I can at least hear you Infrared Ridinghood..."""
"I hit Jesus with a water balloon and he said it hurt. So I told him to walk it off..."
"How do you know that you're too old? When the priest doesn't look at you anymore."
"Whats the difference between pizza and your opinion? I only asked for pizza."
"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."
"""Out with the dead, in with the old."" - Nursing homes"
"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"
"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"