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Joke of the Day
"If someone hits you with a coffee mug, have you technically been mugged?"
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"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
"Charlotte's Web is a horrible lie. If you hear a spider talking, let someone know bc you either have a concussion or that spider is a demon."
"I finally got my shit together. It's pretty gross. Wanna see?"
"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"
"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."
"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"What do we want? *A cure for Tourette's!* When do we want it? *FUCK!*"