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Joke of the Day
"""Out with the dead, in with the old."" - Nursing homes"
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"[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim"
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"I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable."
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