158674

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop? My dog won't eat broccoli."

"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."

"Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves."

"Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt. Well, that and sex."

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."

"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"

"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"