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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs? An arm and a leg."
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"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."
"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."
"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."
"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"
"All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk."
"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."
"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"