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Joke of the Day

"If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don't need it to add up all the ladies you get...."

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"Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite."
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"Wanna hear a construction joke ? I'm still working on it."
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"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"
"I voted for Giant Meteor for 2016 Guess I'll just hope for another."
"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."