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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"
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"Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows."
"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons."
"The good news is that Trump only has been president for 30 days... the bad news is that the world is going to end."
"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7, 8, 9, 11"
"Two gay guys are standing on a corner when a hot man walks by. Gay man 1 leans over and says, ""See that guy? He's a good fuck."" Gay man 2 says, ""No shit?"" Gay man 1 replies, ""Well, hardly any."""
"John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you don't. Edit: double enter"
"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""
"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."