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"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"
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"What's the difference between a seagull and a baby? The seagull flits along the shore, the baby shits along the floor."
"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."
"A man and his pet owl go to the bar together They had a hoot."
"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"
"Baa! ""My name is--"" Moo! ""My name is--"" Neigh! ""My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady."" -Eminem at a farm."
"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."
"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."
"5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would ""have a piece of cheese and calm down"" So, yeah, she's mine."
"What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured? ""Icee."""