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Joke of the Day
"They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede It's called The Human Santapede"
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"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"
"My kids use all the toilet paper, dictate when I sleep and eat, and destroy everything I own. My house is its own little communist country."
"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."
"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."
"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."
"What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident? Urine."
"What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"
"My girlfriend said I was too controlling ... and it wasn't her turn to speak."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."