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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way."
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"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."
"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."
"I bought a toaster with variable browning control but all it will say is ""Take away love and our earth is a tomb""."
"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."
"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."
"I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life."