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Joke of the Day
"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""
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"At the bus stop ""Wow, the boy over there is ugly."" - ""That's my Son!"" - ""Oh sorry, I did not know that you are the father"" - **""I am his mother!""**"
"What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile"
"Such bullshit that people stop saying ""You ate it all! Good job!"" once you reach a certain age"
"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."
"The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. ""No mis"" he replied"
"[white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*"
"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."
"Why do watermelons have water in Them? Because they are planted in the spring!"
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."