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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? To see the enemies."
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"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""
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"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."
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"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"