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Joke of the Day

"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""

"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""

"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."

"Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT."

"God created the light... Then he called it a day."

"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"

"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."

"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"

"Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"

"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."