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Joke of the Day

"Just picked up some cologne from the .99 cent store because chicks dig it when I smell like back child support and restraining orders"

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"0 Two muffins baking in the oven. One says ""Bloody hell! It's hot in here."" The other spins around..... ""AAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!! GET ME OUT!!!!"""

"Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time."

"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"My brain hurts. That means it's getting stronger. Right?"

"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."

"She is not my reword, I am her punishment."

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."