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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!"

"A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**."

"I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard."

"Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies? Too many thank-you notes."

"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."

"This joke isn't funny. What do you say when the punchline's told first?"

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"