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Joke of the Day
"Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time."
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"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O."
"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."
"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""
"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."