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Joke of the Day
"Cannibals do not like to eat vaginas. .....Because it tastes like fish. ;-.>"
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"Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face? A Piano."
"Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store."
"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"
"What is your favorite ""There are two kinds of people..."" joke? My favorite is ""There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."""
"I used to work in a helium factory... But I left, because I didn't like the way they spoke to me... [Read the second part with a helium voice.]"
"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."
"If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave"
"If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes."
"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? ...Nothing, because he was jewish."