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Joke of the Day
"Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors"
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"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"
"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"
"Chili today, Hot tamale."
"Blind people Gotta hand it to them."
"You've wasted your time explaining sex to me I still don't get it."
"""Well boy,"" I yell to my dog, seated in the basket of my pushbike as we plummet to the rocks below, ""naming you E.T. clearly wasn't enough."""
"I think, therefore I'm single."
"Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V"
"What's the difference between obese and morbidly obese? Obese is when you can't see your own genitals, morbidly obese is when you can't see your own genitals in the mirror."