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Joke of the Day
"Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white."
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"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"
"Have you been shopping for a dishwasher lately? I have Juan on sale."
"I consider myself a dog person I love ass in my face"
"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."
"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"
"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."
"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"