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Joke of the Day

"Why do cavemen drag their women by their hair? Because if you drag them by their feet their cunts fill up with mud."

"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? Reddit servers."

"I broke my leg while visiting America At least I got a good taste of their hospitality."

"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."

"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."

"Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order."

"What do you call Charlie Sheen having sex with his brother? Emilio Incestevez"

"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."

"Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one."