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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."

"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""

"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"

"How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down"

"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"

"The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice."

"Christmas Presents To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."

"They say attractiveness is relative... my cousin seemed to disagree"

"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."

"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."