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Joke of the Day
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
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"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."
"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."
"[11am] Me: oh look, it's sunny out. Me: I should go running. Me: or swimming! Me: these Doritos are delicious."
"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"
"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."
"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."
"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."
"North Korea's launch code B A"
"Why are Americans bad at league of legends? Because they can't defend their towers!...i'm gonna get stabbed"