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Joke of the Day
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
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"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"
"""Everyone has at least one novel inside them"" Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"
"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."
"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"
"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."
"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."
"There's no ""i"" in denial."
"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."