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Joke of the Day

"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."

"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."

"Hear about all those Japanese people killing dolphins? Apparently they've been doing it on porpoise!"

"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."

"What is a soup-lover's favorite sport? Bowling"

"They say acid is a gateway drug.. But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!"

"What do you call a slutty housewife? A dirty dishwasher."

"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."

"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"

"Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSSHHH"