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Joke of the Day

"Her: Do you watch Desperate Housewives? Me: No but I follow a few on Twitter."

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"

"I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween."

"Most people seem to define ""skepticism"" as a rigorous doubt of any fact which they would prefer not to believe."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."

"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"

"Overheard, my parents, watching the World Cup: Dad: Who are you routing for? Mom: I'm routing for it to be over."

"Portland is on fire and the nearest Trump voter is 300 miles away. Democrats have a terrible ground game."

"I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath."

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"