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Joke of the Day

"Most people seem to define ""skepticism"" as a rigorous doubt of any fact which they would prefer not to believe."

"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"When they say ""all expenses paid"" does that include bail?"

"A man entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns, hoping at least one would win... No pun in ten did."

"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"

"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."

"I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that."

"I'm 87% sure ""snooze button"" time is sped up and ""waiting for the microwave"" time is slowed down and this is not okay."

"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"