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Joke of the Day
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together, we can stop this crap!"
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"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."
"This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it."
"welcome to hipster church. this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*"
"I just play poker so I can say I'm going all in without smirking."
"My wife told me to stop listening to Wonderwall with the volume all the way up And I said MAYYYBEEEE"
"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
"I think I pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store."
"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"