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Joke of the Day
"A Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, Stop memes about Harambe -Cincinnati Zoo"
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"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"
"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."
"""Ok last interview question. Biggest weakness?"" ""People say I'm too hospitable."" ""I see. So should I stop sitting on your lap?"" ""Your call."""
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."
"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!"
"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""