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Joke of the Day
"A Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, Stop memes about Harambe -Cincinnati Zoo"
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"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec"
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"I hate it when people call me racist... When I'm not. I hate all races equally."
"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"
"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"
"It must suck to be creative in Boston... Because everyone tells you how ""ah-tistic"" you ah."
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
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