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Joke of the Day
"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."
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"One time the top popped off my blender when I was making a smoothie. So... Yeah Iceland, I get it."
"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"
"I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar"
"A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat"
"I told my friends a joke about airplanes... ...but it went way over their heads."
"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"
"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal."
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says we don't serve food here."
"Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math."