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Joke of the Day

"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing..."

"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"Whenever I'm watching paint dry I like to listen to James Bay ... Just to really complete the experience"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"

"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."