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Joke of the Day
"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."
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"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""
"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."
"What's the reverse of a blindfold A burka"
"A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy... ""It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."""
"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."
"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"
"So my grandmother came up to me and asked me to cut a piece of fabric into strips for her. I asked her ""What width?"" She replied: ""with scissors of course."""
"Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape."