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Joke of the Day
"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
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"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."
"What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""
"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."
"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""
"A Seahawk was offered some drugs... ""I'll pass."""
"Sorry I went down on your moms sister at your BBQ... I guess you could say I'm... [lowers shades] An aunt-eater."
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."
"Boobs are like Christmas trees... ...it doesn't matter if they are real or fake, as long as they look good."