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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"
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"Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !"
"What did the scientist say at the bar? I'd like some H20 please."
"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."
"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"
"the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties."
"99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women."
"My friend once told me ""You must be the most pedantic person in the entire world."" ""Third most, actually."""
"What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!"
"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"