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Joke of the Day

"What do West Africans eat for breakfast... E-bowla Cereal What do east Africans eat for breakfast? Nothing..."

"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""

"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."

"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"

"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"

"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."

"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"

"Damn you titties, stop being so glorious. Your owner is trying to tell me something and I need to make eye contact."