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Joke of the Day

"What do West Africans eat for breakfast... E-bowla Cereal What do east Africans eat for breakfast? Nothing..."

"I wish I was born in a year ending in zero so it'd be easier to remember how old I am. Thanks for following."

"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."

"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""

"What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry."

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."

"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."

"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."

"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."

"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."